What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?